Aside

See, all the time i read the saturday papers i always see these personal ads that lonely people put out there as they search for that special someone. Here are some definitions to some of the words the women use.
Adventorous… Has slept with all her friends
athletic…has not tits
avergae looking…face like an ass covered in stretch marks
Beautiful… Pathological liar
Contagious smile…smokes a sh*t load of weed
Educated…got laid errday in uni like wham bam thank you maam
Emotionally secure…in therapy
Feminist…fat/ugly/closet lesbian
Friendship first…former slut/born again virgin
Fun…annoying
Gentle…dull
Good listener…daft
New age/hippie type…never shaves her..huha(children read this so i cant say pubic hair)?
Old fashioned…no blowjobs
Open minded…desperate
Outgoing…loud and embarassing
Passionate…useless when drunk
Poetic…depressing
Professional…bitch
Romantic…frigid
Voluptuous…very fat
Large lady…fat like GAAAAADAAMN SHE BIG
Wants a soul mate…psycho stalker bitch
Widow…murderer

Understanding the womans mind… For lads only

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