X-men- A programme about post-op transexuals hosted by Wayne Rooney.
Power Rangers- A government watchdog program about saving energy.
GI JOE- The same but GI Joe has limited supplies and only fights where there’s oil.
Pinky and the Brain- They rule the UK as part of a coalition government.
Bugs Bunny- Bugs promptly gets myxomatosis and dies.
Thomas the Tank Engine- Thomas is never on time and frequently smells of piss.
Postman Pat- is replaced by a privatized mail firm and is currently on the dole.
Thundercats- Live in a special conservation area in Namibia guarded from poachers.
The Moomins- I have no idea, I never understood it in the first place.
Spongebob- Killed after the BP oil spill.
Dangermouse- Health and Safety rename to “Dan the mouse”.
Alvin and the chipmunks- Social services look into their situation as it isn’t right they live with a human man and masquerade as children.
Johnny Bravo- Arrested for rape and is jailed for life