Fun with elevators :)


Saw this online and it’d be a crime not to share .Next time you’re on in a lift and feel
a little bored, liven up the moment
with some of these insightful ideas.
Guaranteed to make heads turn or
your money back.
1.When there’s only one other
person in the lift, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t
2.Push the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go
back for more.
3.Call the Psychic Hotline from your
mobile phone and ask if they know
what floor you ’re on.
4.Swat at flies that don’t exist.
5.Grimace painfully while smacking
your forehead and muttering, “Shut
up, all of you, just shut up!”
6.Crack open your briefcase or
purse, and while peering inside, ask,
“ Got enough air in there?”
7.Lay down a Twister mat and ask
people if they ’d like to play.
8.Leave a box in the corner, and
when someone gets on, ask them if
they hear something ticking.
9.Ask if you can push the button for
other people, but push the wrong
10.Pretend you are a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures
and exits with the passengers.
11.Stand silently and motionless in
the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
12.Stare, grinning at another
passenger for a while, and then
announce, “I have new socks on.”
13.Draw a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the
other passengers, “This is my
personal space!”
14.Fart loudly then exclaim “Was
that you. There’s no way I could do
that one because unfortately mine
don ’t come out loud.”
15.Before the elevator door opens
shout “DING” and then laugh and
say “beat you again Mr Elevator.”
16.Stand really close to someone,
sniffing them occasionally.
17.Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses
and repeatedly walk into the walls
whilst pretending to not hear the
other passenger ’s direction.
18.Drop a pen and wait until
someone reaches to help pick it up,
then scream, “that’s mine!”
19.Hold the doors open and say
you ’re waiting for your friend. After
a while, let the doors close and say,
“ Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
20.Stare at another passenger for a
while, then announce in horror,
“ You’re one of THEM!” and back
away slowly.


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