Baaaaaaaarbie dolls (not nicki minaj)

Standard

{just saw this when i googled barbie…for very macho reasons :P}

A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he has not bought her a present.
So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie.
Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie’s are.
The girl responds:

barbies

Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: ksh 2300
Volleyball Barbie: ksh 2300
Shopping Barbie: ksh 2300
Surfer Barbie: ksh 2300
Disco Barbie: ksh 2300
and Divorced Barbie: ksh 100,000
Shocked, the man asks, “why is Divorced Barbie ksh 100,000 when all the other Barbie’s are ksh 2300?” Exasperated, the girl responds:
“Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken’s Car
Ken’s House
Ken’s Boat
Ken’s furniture
Ken’s jewellery
Ken’s money
Ken’s computer, and
Ken’s best friend…

Advertisements

One response »

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s