I understand how Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around the Rock leaving it immobile?
Why can’t paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can’t Paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take their notes to class?
I’ll tell you why, because Paper can’t beat anybody. A Rock would tear that shit up in two seconds.
When I play Rock Paper Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when someone claims to have beaten me with their Paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, “Oh shit, I’m sorry. I thought Paper was going to protect you, asshole.” and does anyone elses ipod correct the word fuck inot duck? cause seriosuly it’s getting really weird when all my strong worded texts end up sounding cute and adorable. anyway been kicked out of the lab so that’s it for my rant TTYL 8)