Another Kiboi Rant…i think :)

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So wickipedia has decided to delete my editors account. How dare they? Freedom of speech and imagination is a key bit of the internet so i’ve got no idea why they’ve decided that the article “Adam Kiboi” is unfit and that the author (me) should have his account deleted. Fascist pigs :(. You’d think that i’m allowed to go online and let little children in India think i’m one of their gods. It’s totally believable right? Or that little chinese kids can google who founded ninjas and they can see that it was a vampire hunter from rome who put the fifteenth fullstop in one of the bible’s books. HOW DO THEY KNOW IT’S NOT TRUE? I know it is because Jack Baeur came to me in a dream and told me so, granted i was passed out, in the back of a car and with a straw sticking into a bottle of whiskey. BUT I KNOW IT’S FRAGGIN TRUE. I mean Baeur’s an angel right? Right? I bet if he was in austria josef fritzl would have been caught like immediately. But he was stopping the strange russian man from blowing up america’s first black president (not obama, the real one on 24, with the cool voice).
Speaking of which on aljazeera they’re interviewing a former suicide bomber… First off it’s a woman and second off how is she a FORMER suicide bomber. How much can you suck at being a terrorist if your a FORMER suicide bomber. She even has all her body parts…except… Her NOSE!!! Osama when you google yourself and this post shows up just know, SHE SHOULD BE FIRED. Former suicide bomber. Silly woman. Ttyl 🙂
i think of japanese people the same way i think of turtles, if they’re not ninjas i’m not interested -woody allen

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  1. Speaking of which on aljazeera they’re interviewing a former suicide bomber… First off it’s a woman and second off how is she a FORMER suicide bomber. How much can you suck at being a terrorist if your a FORMER suicide bomber.-best part of the entire post!

  2. Bauer, you mean.

    And yes, Mr Bauer would have TOTALLY whooped Fritzl’s butt, considering he is the leading cause of death among terrorists. (Did you KNOW, the smoothie was invented when Jack Bauer needed information from a banana..?)

    Lol, don’t judge the “former suicide bomber”.. I nearly “drowned to death” the other day.

    x .. made my (otherwise sucky) day.. :*

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