People who’re willing get off their arses to toss the sitting room for the tv remote because they won’t walk to the telly to switch channels,really?
people who say ‘you just want to have your cake and eat it’ fuckin right whats the point of cake if your not eating it?
“it’s always in the last place you look” no shit genius. Why would i keep looking if i’ve already found what i was looking for?are there people who do this? Who and where are they?
When your watching a movie and some idiot goes ” did you see that?” no i paid 500ksh to come stare at the fuckin floor
if something is new and improved which is it? If it’s new then there’s never been anything like it before but if it’s improved then there must have been something to improve on. Brarey fahken
people who ask “can i ask you a question?” didn really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
when people say “life is short.” what the hell do they mean. Life is the longest fuckin thing anyone ever does. What can you do that’s longer? Bake a pie?
when your at the stage and someone asks you if there are any matatus.”not today dickhead i’m just here for a quick wank then i walk to wherever i’m going”
“my eyes aren what they used to be” so last year they were what? Ears?
when your eating and someone asks “is that nice” no it’s pretty horrible – i like to eat revolting things just to punish myself
people who announce when they’re going to the toilet. Thanks that’s an image i really needed.
when your involved in an accident and someone asks if your ok “yeah i’m fine, i’ll just pick up my limbs and be off ”
on campus when someone asks to borrow a piece of paper and says “i’ll pay you back” it’s a piece of paper don’t pay me back you fuckin retards
people who abbreviate fucking with fuckin. Why so lazy? I mean really?